Only got a few days in the ravishing City of Light? This lulu of a city is regarded as the most beautiful in all Europe, but while she can be sweet and coquettish, she can also be a snooty grande dame. We've taken her over our knee and she's promised to behave. So, crack open a bottle, it's champagne time for Loulou...

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